Welcome aboard the S. S. True Love. Here you will find all the things that you need for making the best romantic occassions out of this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
In consideration of others, please refrain from having loud make-out sessions in your cabins.
In the event of an emergency, please refrain from having loud make-out sessions in your cabins.
Your coach will escort you to the nearest life raft.
Your meals will be refunded to you at the earliest convenience. You will not be refunded for the dirty linens or stolen clothes. Those are free.
In the event of an emergency, we ask that you locate the nearest pen and paper to write your will. Sometimes there are emergencies that we cannot foresee, and it is necessary that you have all your affairs in order before your timely death arrives. We recommend writing to your parents, your siblings, and your children in that order. We also recommend that you take your children and pets with you if you have brought them on this cruise.
We also remind you to make sure that your children must refrain ffrom having loud make-out sessions in your cabins.
There are also cabins in which you cave loud make-out session, but there are closer to cain and crew quarters. So was ask that you please not disturb them.
In the event of an emergency fire, please locate the fire extinguisher underneath your bed in a secret compartment with the following password: 12348695464385765. The pass code will not be repeated.
We hope you enjoy your journey on the S. S. True Love bound for the lovely shores of Guantanamo Bay.
Hi, everybody. Once again, this was another flash fiction piece inspired from a freewrite. I need to get back into freewriting more often, though. These are really fun to look at after a few weeks have passed.
Also, if you liked this piece, why not leave a comment or spare me some change to show your love and support?
And as always, I’ll see you on the next post.