Lettuce and Death

The illusion of death is one of my favorites to perform, especially for a crowd of seventy or more. The enlarging of their eyes, the shock on their faces, the the breaths they hold — all of it fuels me with perform the best show possible. I love being eaten by sharks I love replacing […]

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Writing Wednesday: 3 Ways the D&D Character Alignment System Has Changed My Writing Game Completely

So, I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons (D&D). I want to at some point, ’cause I like role-playing and storytelling and things of that nature. But before I ever get around to starting a month-, year-, or potentially decade-long story campaign, I’m going to tell you three ways the Dungeon and Dragon’s Character Alignment system […]

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Meticulous

She’s everything I’d ever want in a wife, but nothing that I would want in a lover. She’s meticulous, kind, responsible, and cruel. She teases me often. Leaves bones in my chicken soup because she wants to, not because she wants to kill me. I hope. She’s meticulous in all the right senses of the […]

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